Have you ever had one of those days where you're so angry with someone that you want to punch them in the mouth so hard all their teeth fall out, then stomp on said teeth and then stuff all the sharp little pieces into their eyes before finally shoving them out into a busy intersection where cars driven by women suffering from severe PMS hit them again and again and again until finally they're just a disgusting pile of muck?
Yeah...it's one of those days.
Some people would probably say I need therapy--just give me a gun.
Life appears to be going down the tubes lately. I need something to do.
I have a wedding to go to—without a date, of course (anyone willing to go with me? I'll pay handsomely). How stupid to be so young and already have to be at the singles table getting hit on by drunken idiots and women who think that maybe they were really meant to be lesbians because they can get no man to pay attention to them.
--Lets face it, right now—life sucks.